Netflix Is Ruining My Academic Career

I always enjoy blaming someone or something else for my short comings. This week I would like to blame Netflix, I just can't stop watching Netflix so I can write my paper, which is due tomorrow. Like a Siren in the night Netflix calls to me. I, a simple sailor on the S.S. Education, can't resist the haunting song of old Wings, Parks and Rec, and Bones episodes and documentaries about the evolution of food and corrupt businesses. As my ship sinks to the bottom of the sea I feel no remorse, how could I? When Tony Shalhoub keeps cracking me up!

So, what person, place, or thing keeps you procrastinating and stops you from productivity?

Oh Rhett, You Are Hilarious!

Below are three pictures I found saved on my Laptop, I am pretty sure it was either Rhett or one of our garden gnomes. But why? I tried my best to solve the mystery.

This one is actually something we have done...more like we order a salad with pizza though and just completly ignore it. Nutrition is a waste of money sometimes. We can't be the only people to let veggies go bad in the fridge while baked goods don't even get a chance to cool before they are eaten right?

GHAH Ha ha ha...This is a bride on an Air Chair, Never heard of air chairs? Us either until we met the Hardies. Why do the Hardies know so much about them? You'll have to ask them. Now, why did Rhett save this particular air chair picture? Does he want to renew our vows on air chairs? I hope so! Eep!

This picture just makes me feel smarter for having read it. I feel like it answered all the dino Q's I ever had. Rhett must have felt the same and wanted to make sure I saw it.

URBAN DICTIONARY: L-BOMB

This is a short by my co-worker Gary. I thought it was cute!